A Star Is Born

October 20, 2006: Disneyland cartoonists have responded to the recent demotion of Pluto by voting to make him a star. “Astronomers say Pluto isn’t a planet no more,” said a spokesman, “but we say that’s Goofy...”

News Shock Horror

September 12, 2007: According to the intelligence services, the invasion of Iraq has increased the risk of terrorist attacks by Islamic extremists. Religious experts also confirmed yesterday that the Pope is not a Muslim.








"Oh, do the Hopey Popey..."

Not with A Bigger Bang but A Whimper

September 21, 2006: Guitarist Keith Richards has sensationally quit the Rolling Stones in the middle of their latest World Tour, and become a violinist with the English National Orchestra.

“Since I had my brain transplant,” Richards announced, “I’ve been out of my head all the time…”

Richards (left): "This is how the World Tour ends..."

The Day The Music Died

Buddy Holly then & now (left): "That will be the day..."







September 20, 2006: Following the Rolling Stones’ arrival in Boston to embark on the American leg of their latest world tour, Buddy Holly has decided to come out of retirement.

“If they think they can still play live, then I can do it dead,” croaked the late rock and roll star.