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December 20, 2008: The latest inquiry into the death of Princess Diana has confirmed that there was a conspiracy, involving the French secret service, MI5, the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, the CIA, Al Qaeda, Rupert Murdoch and Prince Charles.

“The Daily Express and Mohammed Fayed have always claimed her death was a conspiracy,” the inquiry concluded. “For decades, they have blamed it on the French secret service, MI5, the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, the CIA, Al Qaeda, Rupert Murdoch and Prince Charles, and we have finally been able to confirm that it was them who were responsible for everything.”

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