Lost Boy

January 20, 2008: Pop star Robbie Williams (far left) is the long-lost son of comic Norman Wisdom (near left), according to a new book out today.

"This is a terrible insult, not just to my personal appearance and my talent as a singer and a dancer but also to my family and loved ones. Even to mention me in the same sentence as a clown like Robbie Williams is an insult," said Wisdom.

Games Games

June 15, 2012: The government announced today that due to a shortage of funds, the 2012 Olympics will now be held in 2024.

To reduce costs, the decathlon will be cut to 8 events, while the heptathlon will be cut to only 5 events and the modern pentathlon to 3. The triple jump will now become the double jump and the 100 metres will be cut in half to 50 - while the new Olympic flag (below) will now be just 3 rings.